If your truck broke down? You find a branch with some twigs and leaves stuck to it and you cucuk it wherever you can find a place to cucuk it. That’s the universal sign for “my truck has broken down”. Use it with cars, buses, vans, anything you fancy.

If your car broke down in the middle of a busy street? Get your buddies to wave danger to oncoming vehicles. Better still get your super genius buddy to korek in your car boot find something useful as the “danger” sign – like this plastic container.

If you are driving and you pass by an accident? Slow down, snap a pic, look at the damage, evaluate the damage, discuss the how the accident actually happened and then continue to your destination. 2 weeks later looking through your photo folder in your cameraphone you then come up with a brilliant idea of using that photo for a blog post, like the one I’m typing right now.

 If you got bored of your car colour and its exterior? Just DIY. Like this.

Now you’d know what to do